Shawn the Revelator
Slim Tinsel remembers around day six of Rantmas as we trembled, locked in our tiny garrett, down to our last few sheets of vellum while subsisting on a meager diet of absinthe and Haribo gummy bears. Slim won’t lie: we … Continued
What happened to You? Slim Tinsel hears the whispers. Perhaps this will help illuminate our dark recesses: When Slim was wee, we would load up the car and head to our grandparents in Logan, Kansas, population 700, give or take … Continued
“Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you’re the Charlie Browniest.”—A Charlie Brown Christmas Slim Tinsel understands. You’re out there trying to maintain that holiday cheer while haunted by the never-ending doubt that you missed an online coupon that … Continued
Slim Tinsel is required by Internet Law to produce a holiday listicle. Otherwise Russian hackers flood your site with topless Putin photos and the Justice Department tries to photoshop your head into pictures with Jeffrey Espstein. This ain’t no garden … Continued