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Spice Rant

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Rant Note: The Rant offers once again for your seasonal pleasure our fall rant that we have always run in October provided we have the energy to rant. You can ignore the picturesque opening as today the temperature will hit … Continued

The Rant Will Not Be Televised

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“Of all bad men, religious bad men are the worst.”—C. S. Lewis   Given the current state of affairs, The Rant has been thinking about C. S. Lewis and his view of the Reformation.  And really, who hasn’t? Lewis noted … Continued

Rank Rant

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After the pop culture/celebrity stalking/influencer/sports pundit/screamin’ politicos O’Sphere informs you where they are going for vacation, too bad you’ll never be able to afford it but be sure to click the links so we can make even more money, things … Continued

Theoretically True

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“The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is . . . people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction no longer exists”—Hannah Arendt   The Rant holds that any good conspiracy theory has only one purpose: To aid the powerful … Continued

Are You Not Entertained

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The Rant speculates that any day now someone accused of murder will stand up in court and say, “Your honor, after a lot of soul-searching and tough reflection, I decided that even though some might not understand just how hard … Continued

Welcome to Rantvana

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Now that The Rant has deciphered the rhythms of The Glorious Regime of The Glorious Leader II (Believe me, brothers and sisters, this time it’s personal. But now 50% less intelligible than the original!), we have decided to found a … Continued

Mock Rant

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The Rant offers the following scenario: One day while innocently cruising the internet, you stumble on a site called The Colon Guys. To your amazement, you’re on it under a byline that reads, What’s He Hiding? Apparently your forgot to … Continued

A Darker Shade of Rant

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“Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.”—Seneca   The Rantosphere has been abuzz with the notion that The Rant might have grown a wee bit too dark of late. We don’t know what you’re talking about. Just because … Continued

Rant for the Nobodies

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The Rant would posit a simple understanding of a country’s general well-being: How easy/difficult is it to be a Nobody? Let’s define a Nobody as a person that wields little power outside their family and social circle, has little access … Continued

Department of Rant

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The Rant is excited to announce that we have been named the head of the Department of Unwinding Craptacular Hopeless Elites, or DOUCHE. Who knew that concentrating all wealth and power in the hands of emotionally stunted, egomaniacal, raging white … Continued