Welcome to the Show

Calliope Crashes has finally arrived. Sure, maybe you haven’t been pining for yet another internet entrant, but we have been thinking about a place like this for a very long time. A place to write and think about the many … Continued

No. 1 with a Bullet

Calliope Crashes understands you can’t have the internet without the listicle, as the entire web tubes would collapse without it. The world of the listicle breaks down into some basic categories. Food dominates listmania, with prep (5 Easy Lunches to … Continued

Keep Your Distance

I’m the dude playin’ the dude, disguised as another dude!–Tropic Thunder I created the side project before I formed the band. Released the remixes before the tracks. Inked the deal for the sequel moments before the origin story. Generated clamor … Continued

Our Man Montaigne

    We seek to honor the spirit of Montaigne, but who was our hero?  Glad you asked. Michel Eyquem de Montaigne was a French nobleman that lived from 1533 to 1592.  He wore many hats: landowner, intellect, magistrate, confidante … Continued