I’m the dude playin’ the dude, disguised as another dude!–Tropic Thunder
I created the side project before I formed the band. Released the remixes before the tracks. Inked the deal for the sequel moments before the origin story. Generated clamor for binge watching before an episode dropped. Retweeted the celebrity prior to the formation of the hashtag. Scored on the reaction to the reaction. Because this is America, baby. Home of posting your comment to the thing you mean to read and land of the vicariously agitated and incensed. Forever may she reign from a mediated distance.
